Professor Marcus Crastinator, it appears, has done everything. At eighty nine years of age, he has already changed the world in many glorious ways. But we soon find that he actually does nothing. He spends all of his time sitting in bed playing videogames in fact.

When his cute little dog goes missing however, Professor Crastinator finds himself once more having to discover the ever-changing world outside his front door, leading him inevitably to the one place he does not want to go...